Hyde's Diary Part 6 - Morning

It was so quiet when I arrived home. Maybe Megumi is still sleeping. I looked at my watch..yeah, it's already 6:55 am. Time for me to sleep.

The annoying doggie is quiet today.....oh, it's still sleeping at its mat. I'm quite relieved...at least it won't steal my shoes..but I gotta put them on somewhere safe, in case.......(That dog recognize my feet's odor, anyway...what a disgusting creature.)

I entered my room and take a look at the bed if she's still sleeping...but nobody's there.

Maybe she's sleeping at her mom's.

Well...it's just a usual thing..just calm off my mind and sleep!!

I put off my sweater and shirt, jump onto the bed and cover myself in the bed sheet! Ah....so peaceful......it's so calming and comfortable..............sleeping in the morning sure is the best thing in my life......................

I never feel this peaceful for a long time.......................

I don't know how long I slept, until I heard my phone rang.

"Moshi-moshi......." I answered the call and spoke with a sleepy tone.

"You're still sleeping, sweetie?"

DAMN! THAT LUNATIC! I'LL KILL HIM!!

"Um....yeah...what is it, Gacchan?" I spoke with a soft tone..um, my usual tone, actually. Guess I'll never got to kill anyone if my inner self kept winning. Damn it.

"Oh, sorry for bothering you, Hydee...I just wanna make sure if you're ok now, sweetie."

DAMN, WHO'S GOING TO BE OKAY IF YOU KEEP STALKING ME!!???

"Oh...yeah, I'm ok now, Gacchan........."

"You sound..weird, Hydee.."

"Um..what?"

"You sound...softer.....hehe..."

WHAT THE HELL DID HE MEAN BY THAT!!???

"Shut up, you freak. I'm just sleepy, ok??"

"Hahaha! This is the Hydee I know!! You're so funny, sweetheart."

"....................Whatever."

"Anyway...can we meet today, sweetie?"

"No."

"Ow, you're so cold."

"I need to go to my office today....I'm...busy. Yeah, I'm busy."

"Oh..so, next time then. Good 'night', sweetheart."

"Bye, idiot."

I hang up. Phew, at least that freak bought the lie. But..I think I really have to go to my office today...ow, Kazuchan will slaughter me for sure. It's been quite some time I didn't go to the office. I bet my office is damn messy now....yeah, as messy as my brain, my life and even me, myself.

Hmm...I wonder why did Gacchan wanna meet me. Nah, maybe just for some cheesy stuff...better ignore it.

I'm going to the bathroom, and then I'll go straight to the office! The boss is back! (Um, maybe I'll get some lecture after that. Better prepare my ears for it.)

Oh yeah....I'm hungry.

Maybe just instant ramen in the refrigerator is ok for today.....(Yeah Hideto, save for the future.) 

Hope Yatchan had returned my car. (And I don't want even a single scratch on it.)

It's not that I don't believe him...it's just....um, how he drives.

Better get ready now!

Hyde's Diary Part 5 - Best Friend

"So, those 'dirty stuff' are your wife and your doggie."

"................."

Yeah, I told him everything. And I'm still crying. (Damn, rhyming words again.)

I'm such a fragile little child.

I looked at my watch. It's already 4:35 am now..well, that's a normal thing to stay up at this time...cuz both of us are night person. (And all my friends are like that.) It's still quiet....Yatchan just kept his mouth shut, and he didn't came out with even a single word. Yeah, I know he's quiet cuz he's worried bout me. He still think I'm a kid. (Well...yeah, I am.)

But suddenly, he grabbed his motorbike key and pulled my hand!

"Eh....Yatchan???"

"It's not like us to keep quiet like this..let's have some fun!!"

"Um...fun?"

OH DAMN IT! There's nothing else than THAT when he talks bout 'fun'!! The scariest thing ever for someone who dare to ride on his motorbike with him...............................

HIS DEMON SPEED.

"Damn it, Yatchan!!!!! Are you trying to kill me or something!!????"

"Kill you? Hell no....I'm just having fun. Don't you enjoy this, Haido-kun??"

"Enjoy?? Hell no!! You're just killing me, Yasunori!!!!!!"

"Woooo-hooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"You bastard!!!! I HATE THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Damn it...he's a real demon when he's on his motorbike! This guy is sick!

He brought me to my favourite place, Sumida River.

It's been a while since the last time I came here with him.

"Well Haido-kun, we're stopping here for a while." He said, with a stupid grin on his face....oh man, I'm dizzy....I gotta control myself from doing some disgusting things....like....puke into the river. Yeah, that's it.

"You look terrible, Haido-kun. Still not getting used into the speed? Hahaha!"

"What a stupid question, Sakurazawa-kun."

"Calm down, buddy. I just wanna teach you on how to speed."

"No, buddy. You're just teaching me on how to puke on the road."

"Ow sh*t, man..you DID THAT!!??"

"No."

"Dude, you made me scared!"

"You scared of my lame jokes, but you never scared of speeding like hell on the roads."

"Wow...quite a rhyme you have there, buddy."

".................You made me sick."

Wanna teach me on how to speed, huh.....yeah, yeah...I know that I drive very damn slowly like an old man...but it's just for...um, safety! (Hell no, Hideto...you're just too scared to speed up, and one more thing, you're already an old man.)

"So then...what're you gonna do with your wife? And your....doggie?"

"I dunno, Yatchan. And I don't feel like living there anymore."

"Well..if you got no place to go to, just stay at mine."

"No, Yatchan...I'm bothering you."

"What's wrong with you, Haido..you always like this when I offered to help."

"Yatchan, you're my BEST FRIEND. And you've helped me a lot before...and I..."

"And you...??"

"........Forget it."

Damn this guy..didn't he realize that I'm just sh*ttin' him all this time??

"Whatever you say, Haido...my door's still open for you, anyway."

"........Thanks."

After awhile, we headed straight to my house..and I have to face the damn hellish speed again..!! (Um, but I still think my home sweet home is still far more hellish than this.)

Yatchan said that he'll send my car later, so it's ok with me.

Just please...don't ruin my beloved sweetheart Legendary Silver Mini Cooper!

Hyde's Diary Part 4 - Yatchan

It's already 2:30 am. I'm driving my 'Legendary Silver Mini Cooper' to Yatchan's place. He's the one who called me just now, unexpectedly. Yeah...Yasunori Sakurazawa, my best friend.

He's better than Tetchan who will just yell at me when I ran into troubles, especially regarding my wife. (That's why I'm not telling him about this.) And Kenchan who just know how to calm me down with his hentai jokes. (But..I still think his jokes are the best. Damn it.) And Yukkie....who just know how to laugh at me silently.

But..there's one thing I don't like bout Yatchan...he's too nice...yeah, I REALLY mean it when I said 'he's too nice'. He acts like I'm too pitiful. (Well I think I AM damn pitiful now.)

It's kinda quiet inside the car, so I turned on the radio. Damn it....why every channel are airing HIS songs!!???

That brat...............he sure is more popular than me now.

What a 'great' thing to be an old talent, Hyde-san!

But I just ignored Gackt's song that is airing on the radio now. At least I have something to listen to, right? (Yeah, I think it's A LOT better than listening to my lame-ass ballads.)

I arrived at Yatchan's apartment and saw him waiting for me at the front door. Man, did you missed me THAT much???

"Yo, Yatchan." I said as I walked into the apartment, followed by him.

"Yo, Haido. It's been a while..where have you been these years?"

"Well many things had happened..and I need to clean some dirty stuff in my house."

"Dirty...stuff?"

"......................"

"Come on, man! You're expecting me to understand a poet's words!"

"Yatchan...I.............."

Damn, I cried again. And the worst thing is..I cried in front of Yatchan.

"You didn't change even a bit. Still crying like a child."

"Shut up, Yasunori. And I'm not crying."

"Haido-kun...I'm not blind."

"You're just imagining things, Sakura-kun."

"Haido......."

Damn it, he hugged me! I just know this is about to happen if I cry!!

"Yatchan....stop this....."

Well, Yatchan is not a gay or somewhat like that...but he's just...yeah, trying to be nice to me. Cuz I'm fragile..like a child. (Yeah, Gacchan was right about me being fragile. Damn it.)

"Yatchan..please stop this. I'm not a kid anymore."

"You looked like one, my friend."

"I know I'm small..but that's not the reason why you should treat me like a kid."

"And that's not the reason why I'm treating you like a kid. It's cuz you cried a lot."

"Yeah....whatever."

"Now tell me what's the thing that made you cried. And yeah, that 'dirty stuff' thing too."

I was speechless. I think there's no other choice than telling him the whole stuff. 

Hyde's Diary Part 3 - Hydee

The first thing I heard when I woke up is my cell phone's cheesy ringtone.

I don't remember anything else...and I didn't pick up the phone at all.

The phone stopped ringing.

I tried to had my head clear........urgh, maybe I was drunk and asleep..............yeah, I'm still inside my messy room in the 'Laruku Studio'. (what a stupid name I gave.)

And then I heard the Depeche Mode ringtone again and again...damn, I don't feel like talking to anybody right now! Who's that bastard that keep calling me???

So I take a look at the blue screen of my phone.................................

......................................sh*t, it's Gacchan.

I'm not talking to anyone today!!! I wanna smash my phone right away!!!!!

Yeah, I answered the call. Damn my inner self.

"Hydee?? You sound drunk....are you okay sweetie?"

"I'm..fine. And stop calling me 'Hydee' or 'Sweetie' or something like that, idiot."

"You always like this, Hydee...why don't cheer yourself up? Like..come to my place??"

"I won't, you lunatic."

"Come on Hydee....I told you I prefer girls."

"But that still doesn't confirm you'll never do anything strange to me."

"Hahaha!! You're funny, Hydee...then just tell me what's bothering your mind."

Yeah, I know Gacchan's a real sweetheart. He never blame me on anything or yell at me on something that shouldn't happen...like....having a serious fight with my wife?(yeah that's it...) He'll just listen to all my problems and he'll try to cheer me up..........it's just I don't like his style when he's talking to me..................yeah, that's all.

So I just tell him what happened in my life......and I ended up....crying.

I guess maybe I'm actually still a child.

"Oh my sweet Hydee...don't cry...."

"I'm not crying, idiot."

"I can hear it, sweetie....I'm not deaf."

"Shut up."

"You're so fragile."

"Just...just leave me alone, ok? And thanks a lot for your concern, anyway."

"Ok Hydee...I'll call you again later. Bye sweetheart."

"Like I wanna answer you. And by the way..bye, idiot."

I hang up and decided to leave the studio...I need something to calm off my mind. As I wanted to open the door of my 'Legendary Silver Mini Cooper', my damn phone rang again.............

This time, I lost my temper and I just answer the call without looking at the blue screen anymore!

"I'M FINE, GACCHAN...!!! AND I'M NOT CRY--"

"Um.......Haido-kun? Is that you??"

"Eh?"

Oh damn! I can feel the extreme rise of temperature in my face I think I can cook on it!!!!!

"Haido-kun...I didn't call for a long time and you forgotten me already??"

I recognize that voice. The voice that I never heard for a long time....

And I feel relieved all of a sudden.

"Yatchan!"

Hyde's Diary Part 2 - Loser

"Yo, Doi-Hachirou!" Tetchan was there at the studio greeting me with the stupid nickname he created. And he's smiling stupidly as usual. (well....not as stupid as my 'silly grin'.)

"Yo, Doi-Tetsurou." I replied spontaneously.

"Wow...that's great nickname you have for me, Hachirou. Doi-Hachirou and Doi-Tetsurou. I totally admire your sense for rhymes."

"Shut up, idiot."

And as usual...he'll laugh at me. I entered my room without saying anything and started to eat the bento I bought just now.

I swear if I found something on magazine like "Hyde of L'Arc~en~Ciel Eats High-schoolers Style Bento Everyday for Lunch", I'll kill that bastard who wrote it.

"Bento again, Hyde-kun?"

Urgh.....the most annoying guy arrived. The Master of Dirty Jokes, Ken Kitamura.

"Yeah....it's bento again...and what's your problem?"

"Well...you have a wife, so..."

"Forget bout it. She did nothing."

"Oh really? So...that's why you eat bento everyday??? Hahahahaha!!!!!"

"Come on, man! It's better than instant ramen!!"

"Wow, your sense for rhymes is admirable."

"...............that again."

"Oh, someone told you this before?"

"Just shut up, idiot. You're annoying."

Well I eat bento everyday cuz I wanna save my money! Think I rich enough to live???

Come on...I have an annoying shopaholic wife AND a lazy dog that eats everything!!!!

Because of that annoying wife, I have to face my fierce mom and let her take care of my son!

Urgh.......forget bout my mom. She reminds me of my childhood.

Well who else is dependable enough to take care of my son? The dog??(um..I think the dog is still smarter than me, after all.)

I'm not dependable enough to take care of him....I'm a loser.(yeah I lose even to that dog.)

I lit my cigar and put on my reading glasses. (I'll slaughter whoever did caught a picture of me with this glasses for real.) Well, time to find some idea to write some good lyrics!

Yeah, Hideto! You will write brilliant lyrics and forget about all those jerks!

..............................And after hours, all I did was just filling the ashtray.

I'm totally doomed.

And those three seems like they didn't care bout me anymore....

Yeah, who cares bout Hideto again???

"Haido, I'm going back. Are you going to stay longer?"

"Ah..yeah, Tetchan. I think I'll stay here until night."

Well....at least Tetchan tried to show that he cares. Good brother.

"Oh......Ayana will prepare a great meal tonight...!!!! I'm coming back Honey!!!!!"

................................um, I take back what I said just now.

Hyde's Diary Part 1 - Hideto

I woke up as my annoying doggie was barking like hell. Yeah, yeah...I know it's late afternoon already, but can you please let me rest in......I mean, sleep in peace??

 

Damn, it never stop even if I showed my most scary face that the cameras never got me in (and if they do, I'll slaughter them for sure). And it keeps wagging its tail at me....I'm feeling like throwing the table lamp next to me right to that creature.

Yawn~~~~

But it seems like I didn't do it at all.....all I do is just jump off the bed and went straight to the bathroom. Sh*t, I let my weak inner self win again. Wait...........if I threw the lamp to that 'sweet doggie', maybe SHE will kill me.

Damn life.

And I went to the kitchen. Nobody's there. And NOTHING is on the table. I looked at the white ceiling. Urgh, I'm starving, man! Where is SHE??? Does she know how to stay home and cook something for me???? I'm the one who pay for your this and that!!!!!!

And suddenly, I heard the sound of door banging at the front. Looks like it's the right time to come home, my wife..I'm going to teach you a lesson.

"Oh, you're awake, lazy bum! What are you doing looking at the ceiling like a fool?"

Damn, she sure needed to be taught a lesson. I'll walk straight to her and punish her right away.............yeah, right away!!

I approached her with a fierce expression on my face.........................

....................and I welcomed her friendly, together with a smile on my face.

"Stop that silly grin."

I lost. Just now to the dog and then now, to her.

"Honey...you didn't cook?"

The most stupid question I ever heard in my life...and it came from me.

"For what? There's a bunch of instant ramen inside the refrigerator, just cook it."

"WHAAAT? JUST RAMEN!!??"

"What is it, dear? I can't hear you...."

"Oh, um...I mean.....yeah, great idea! Instant ramen is so delicious and nutritious!"

She turned away and went into the room without a single word. And slammed the door.

My ears are already sick of that sound.

And I lost the battle again. And I looked so stupid. Hideto, you're such a sissy.

Lunch for today is..........instant ramen.

No way.....I'm going to buy a lunch outside, and I'll eat them at the studio. Maybe Tetchan and the others are there.

And.....................I hope Elizabeth is not there.

It's not that I hate cats..........I just hate myself for hating the cats' fur. 

Well, I guess I just really hate the man named Hideto Takarai.

Cuz nobody cares bout Hideto at all....they just care bout a cute and cool guy named Hyde. Yeah, I guess it's just like that............

I walked to the door and I was thinking of slamming it (like she did).....and I want to do it for sure....!!!!

And...........................................

.........................I walked out from the apartment and closed the door slowly.

I don't want to waste my little money for repairing the door or something like that....!