"Yo, Doi-Hachirou!" Tetchan was there at the studio greeting me with the stupid nickname he created. And he's smiling stupidly as usual. (well....not as stupid as my 'silly grin'.)
"Yo, Doi-Tetsurou." I replied spontaneously.
"Wow...that's great nickname you have for me, Hachirou. Doi-Hachirou and Doi-Tetsurou. I totally admire your sense for rhymes."
"Shut up, idiot."
And as usual...he'll laugh at me. I entered my room without saying anything and started to eat the bento I bought just now.
I swear if I found something on magazine like "Hyde of L'Arc~en~Ciel Eats High-schoolers Style Bento Everyday for Lunch", I'll kill that bastard who wrote it.
"Bento again, Hyde-kun?"
Urgh.....the most annoying guy arrived. The Master of Dirty Jokes, Ken Kitamura.
"Yeah....it's bento again...and what's your problem?"
"Well...you have a wife, so..."
"Forget bout it. She did nothing."
"Oh really? So...that's why you eat bento everyday??? Hahahahaha!!!!!"
"Come on, man! It's better than instant ramen!!"
"Wow, your sense for rhymes is admirable."
"...............that again."
"Oh, someone told you this before?"
"Just shut up, idiot. You're annoying."
Well I eat bento everyday cuz I wanna save my money! Think I rich enough to live???
Come on...I have an annoying shopaholic wife AND a lazy dog that eats everything!!!!
Because of that annoying wife, I have to face my fierce mom and let her take care of my son!
Urgh.......forget bout my mom. She reminds me of my childhood.
Well who else is dependable enough to take care of my son? The dog??(um..I think the dog is still smarter than me, after all.)
I'm not dependable enough to take care of him....I'm a loser.(yeah I lose even to that dog.)
I lit my cigar and put on my reading glasses. (I'll slaughter whoever did caught a picture of me with this glasses for real.) Well, time to find some idea to write some good lyrics!
Yeah, Hideto! You will write brilliant lyrics and forget about all those jerks!
..............................And after hours, all I did was just filling the ashtray.
I'm totally doomed.
And those three seems like they didn't care bout me anymore....
Yeah, who cares bout Hideto again???
"Haido, I'm going back. Are you going to stay longer?"
"Ah..yeah, Tetchan. I think I'll stay here until night."
Well....at least Tetchan tried to show that he cares. Good brother.
"Oh......Ayana will prepare a great meal tonight...!!!! I'm coming back Honey!!!!!"
................................um, I take back what I said just now.
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